A STORY WRITEN BY BLOSS, SAVAGE, AND PARTIALLY PFEJZ
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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS BATMANMESSER
BATMANMESSER WAS DOING THE STUFF WITH LORI THEY HAD TOO MUCH KIDS.
AND ONE DAY BOBBY STORMED IN
"LORI I MISS U COME BACK" HE CRIED
"JESUS CHRIST I MISSED U BOBBY" LORI STARTED BAWLING
"but you're dead" BATMANMESSER SAID
AND THEN THEY, LORI AND BOBBY, GOT MARRIED
"I REVIVED" SAID BOBBY
"i never liked u batman" said lori
batman cried
Lori and Bobby went on with their lives,
THEN A MAGICAL FARTOISE CAME
IT WAS A GENIE FARTOISE AND WOULD GRANT BATMANMESSER ANY WISH ONLY 3 THO CAUSE DATS THE RULE B*TCHES
"I WISH FOR MORE GENIES AND WISHES" Batmanmesser yelled
"2 bad" squacked the fartoise
"I WISH FOR LORI TO COME BACK" yelled Batman like a bratty child
Lori got pulled out bobby's arms
"OH SH*T NOT BATMAN AGAIN" SHE YELLED
LORI WAS IN TEARS
SHE WAS BEING SEPERATED FROM BOBBY
"LORI THE REASON BOBBY TRIED TO KILL YOU EARLIER IS BECAUSE I POSSESSED HIM!!! MUAHAHAHA" BATMANMESSER REVEALED
"OH JESUS" said Bobby he ran in Batmans flat
"GIVE ME BACK MY GIRL"
"sh*t no fam" said batman as he put on his mlg glasses
LORI BROKE OUT OF BATMANMESSER'S GRIP AND RAN BACK TO BOBBY
YAAYA
"I WANT TO HAVE A SHOW THAT PLAGARISES FAMILY GUY" BATMAN SUGOI'D
BATMAN THEN GOT HIS OWN SHOW BOBBY AND LORI BEGAN TO DANCE THEY GOT MARRIED (bobby and lori)
"smoke weed everyday" said the mlg glasses
BATMANMESSER REALIZED SOMETHING
WHAT DID HE REALIZE
IF HE WANTED LORI, HE'D HAVE TO KILL BOBBY AND HIS GHOST/ZOMBIE/SPIRIT AFTER HE DIES
"OH NO" SAID BATMAN
"sh*t man"
"OH SH*T " SAID BOBBY "I DONT WANNA DIE AGAIN"
AND THEN EVERYONE WENT TO HELL BECAUSE OF BATMAN'S WICKED REIGN
ITS FINALLY OVER
AND AS A RESULT, EVERYONE WAS SENT TO HELL
THE END
CRITICS ADORE THIS EVEN MORE
"this was fun to write" -Bloss
"7.8 too much Lorbi" -some random guy on the internet
"kill me" - savage
"'smoke weed everyday' said the mlg glasses IDIDTHAT" -Pfejz
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" - Alola