A fanfiction made by Vaur, Bloss and Savage in chat.
Once upon a time there lived an amazing guy named Batmanmesser. He was awesome! Bobby tried to kill Lori, Batmanmesser's crush. So, Batmanmesser killed Bobby. RIP Bobby. :(
Every boy ever was very jealous. Then Lori said "kiss me bb ; ))))" and Batmanmesser responded with "ok bb ; )))))" and kissed! Batmanlori became canon!!! "LOL I LOVE YOU I WANNA HAVE UR BABIES" said Lori to Batmanmesser. "lol me too" said Batmanmesser.
THEN BOBBY HAD 1000 WIVES THE END JK BATMAN STOLE ALL OF BOBBY'S WIVES THE END
BUT THIS IS NOT THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN BATMANLORI 2: THIS JUNK AGAIN
RATED W FOR WHY DOES THIS EXIST
CRITICS ADORE IT
"7.8, too much BatmanLori" : IGN
"I don't know what we were on when we wrote this." : Vaur
"still a better love story than twilight" : random guy on the internet
"I miss Bobby :(" - Savage
"This is beautiful." -Bloss
"Someone set up a funeral" - Savage