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Screw it, I parodied Last Laugh to fit WD.
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A homophobic dumb human with ivy green eyes, named Wikiadude12 or if you know him well, Wikiar00d12, was raging on CPPW, for his troll videos. He heard some creaking in his house. 'Probably nothing,' the nub thought to himself. He got up from his chair to get more mountain dew. He was opening the fridge, when a lucasus pounce on him from nowhere. It looked like a cat ripoff, as it had 2 fangs sticking out and wings while looking like a cat.
"What the hell is this?! I WAS BEING MLG!" WD questioned. In reply, the ripoff licked its lips. It opened up its maw slightly, and licked WD's face. He attempted to push the tongue away. The ripoff gave up, and its tongue retreated. However, the ripoff's maw opened wider, as it hooked onto WD with its claws, somewhat holding him. WD tried to punch the ripoff as it moved its head towards him. Lifting him a bit nearer to its head, it stuck him into its mouth, and started using its tongue to pull him in. WD could feel the gross, disgusting breath breathing on him. He hated vore, so he hated this, unsurprisingly. However, he closed his eyes to prevent saliva from getting on them, and started to squirm a bunch. The ripoff put him more into its mouth, using the tongue to help push him along. That's when it hit him.
Wikiar00d12 had heard rumors about a winged cat that breaks into houses-- occasionally preying on trolls that it found raging. However, it does let them out, and talks to them for a bit. They've said that it's female, and looked similar to a Halloween cat...
Soon, WD came face-to-face with its gullet, and was slowly pushed in more. He opened his eyes as he was slowly inching. He tried to struggle, however it was no use, as WD felt the ripoff start swallowing, and soon his head was inside. It swallowed again, getting past his front legs. One final swallow fully pushed him into its awaiting throat. As he slid down, he hoped the rumors were true and the ripoff would let him out. Still, he squirmed a bit as he could make out a small hole, even in the darkness inside of his captor. He plopped into its stomach, splashing into stomach fluids. He had to curl up a bit, as despite the creature being large, the stomach was still cramped. He started to thrash around, in hopes that perhaps this strange creature would puke him up, and let him live his life. He didn't feel much from the fluids, so perhaps it could control its digestive system..? He felt moving for a bit as the captor got comfortable and lied down, however still awake.
About 30 minutes later, WD had long given up on struggling for he was lazy, but still silently hoped this thing would let him go. He was a MLG troll-- a ruler. He shouldn't of been taken by this thing, it should've been taken by him! The ripoff was still awake, still laying down. Maybe if WD yelled, it could hear him, and let him out...
"Hey, you mental vorist, let me out! Don't you know who I am?! WD! And I will kill you with my MLG!" he raged. The creature could hear him slightly, though muffled, and just chuckled a bit in response. It rolled over onto its back, and placed front paws on its stomach. Burnstar could feel some of the pressure, but still hoped he'd be let out...
45 more minutes later, he was still stuck inside of the ripoff's stomach, no sign of him being let out. He could swear his hair was thinning a bit, but he wasn't an old man yet... He felt some rumbling, then heard a burp, though a bit muffled from the creature. He had lost a bit of air, but still had plenty more left.
Fifteen minutes later, WD was near completely bald, a few strands of hair left. He had been feeling a bit of pain for about 5 minutes, but it had left him weak. He didn't feel like struggling, though still wanted to somehow escape. He felt more of the pain start coming, and saw his skin being torn away... Was this creature really planning on digesting him..? No, the rumors said that they always escaped and talked, and that the creature only hunted birds, snakes, mice, and others. Maybe he just needed a little rest. He moved around a bit until he was comfortable, and closed his eyes. He drifted off to sleep...
Not even 5 minutes later, he woke up to agonizing pain. He saw some of his skin torn off, and he started squirming. Maybe, this thing would let him go... It couldn't be that mean to just HIM, would it? He didn't do anything wrong, he only trolled. The creature burped again, taking even more air out... WD tried to close his eyes to sleep, but he was actually terrified. Frightened. Would this be the end of him..? Would he lose his life to this thing? Did it just hate him for some reason?
A good 2 minutes later, the ripoff puked up WD who was in pain. He stared at the ripoff. It scratched his face, and he screamed in pain. He wasn't supposed to be abused by this thing! The ripoff started flying away, being sure to knock everything down. It escaped through a open window.
"WIKIADUDE! ARE YOU RAGING AGAIN?!" his mom yelled.
"NO! THIS THING ATE ME!" WD responded.
"LIAR! GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!"
"You finally got what you deserve, you brat... Shouldn't of messed with Hallowwing." she said. If WD had killed anyone, she wouldn't of let him go, however...